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Mr Monkey and the Cow Parade


Mr Monkey standing in front of a 'Cows Crossing' sign

When Mr Monkey heard that a Cow Parade was coming to Manchester he had fears of cumbersome bovine beasts blundering through the streets, wreaking havoc. When further investigation revealed the cows involved were artistic fibreglass creations, he became more interested and decided to see them all, or, at least, as many of the 154 of them as he could.

Mr Monkey couldn't visit all the cows in one go, so these pages will be updated as more cows are spotted.

You can get full details of Mancunian cows at the Manchester Cow Parade website, and of Cow Parades around the world at the Cow Parade website.

The Cows of Manchester

001  Udderly Comfortable
002  Daisy Beckham
003  The Herdler, Cowlin Jackson
004  Johnny Milkinson
005  Mootina Navratilova
006  Olgo Cowbut
007  Arndale
008  Bar Cowed
009  The Genesis Appeal - Let's Build a Future without Breast Cancer
010  Maverick
011  MAGiCow
012  Rita is Full of Beans
013  Alphadite, Goddess of Shopping [wrong side of security at Manchester Airport Terminal 2]
014  Heifer Nice Flight
015  Captain Incredibull
016  Flying Moochine
017  Cow in Sheep's Clothing
018  Forum for Moo
019  Re-use Recycle Reduce
020  Crumpsall Land Rainbow Cow
021  E-Cow Friendly
022  Manchester Spaces
023  Piggymoo
024  Sarah
025  Sacred Cow
026  Plasti-kit Cow
027  Cosgrove Hall Moo-vies
028  Magic Mootant Cow'ch
029  A cow attempting to deceive the butcher by pretending to be a fairground attraction
030  Moston Moo
031  Buzzin'
032  Silly Cow!
033  The Meerkows
034  Cowonation Street
035  My Favourite Place
036  Al Cowpone
037  LOCOWMOTION
038  Freda
039  The Mirrorcow [supposedly at Salford Quays, but not mentioned on the website]
040  Moo Dunnit
041  Krooner
042  Precious Cow
043  Morris the Cow
044  Lowry Cow
045  MMMoo Cheeshire [on Crewe station. Crewe is a long way for one cow]
046  Cow About Town
047  Summertime
048  Cheezy [at the cow hospital]
049  Rainbow
050  No.1 Balloon Street
051  Knowledge Cow-Pat-Al
052  CowPatz
053  Mooer's Moomalade
054  Panto Cow
055  Moochelangelo
056  Suburban Cow
057  City Life Exposed
058  24 COWrThing
059  Nature, Powerful Stuff
060  Peacock Printed Cow
061  Moodolph [allegedly at the Manchester Arts and Crafts Centre, but totally invisible]
062  Bon Appetit [in hospital]
063  Gaudi Cow
064  Susie the Cow
065  Cowdy Cowdy Custard
066  Moochester F.C.
067  Bull's Eye
068  Feed Me Knowledge Not Grass
069  Jersey Cow
070  Fashion Moovers
071  [as far as we can tell, this cow doesn't actually exist]
072  Moovin n Groovin
073  Danger Moo-se
074  Ruby Moo
075  Udderly Klimt
076  Bulldozer
077  Ravin' Rita
078  Alphabet Cow
079  MMOOO
080  Victoria
081  ILLUMINATA - The Bovine Bibliophile
082  Replicant
083  Bombay Bovine
084  www.cowcam.tv
085  Keep on Mooving
086  The Commoonivator
087  Gorton Moonastery
088  Dr Moo-Little [we never did find the bus that was supposed to be carrying this around]
089  Poetry in Mootion
090  Not an Udder Cow
091  Hooves on the Moove
092  Urban Cow
093  Karmoo Sutra Boy
094  Karmoo Sutra Girl
095  Moodoo Doll
096  You Heifer - 'Ploughboy'
097  Niu Niu - the Lucky Chinese Moo Moo
098  Moocunian
099  Opera Cow
100  Cowscape
101  Cosmic Daisy
102  Lily
103  This is Moochester
104  Cowlebrity
105  Imperial Heifer
106  The Cattle of Britain
107  Klimt Kow
108  Cow Noir
109  Metro Doodle
110  MAMMA MOOA!
111  Manchester Mooflection [Not seen during the Parade, but found accidentally later]
112  Moonsoon
113  Moosical Cow
114  Henry Moo're
115  Cowry
116  Moo Cow!
117  The Caring Cow
118  Cow-moonity Consultation Cow 'Olivia'
119  Trojan Cow
120  Mooo-n Light
121  BBC G MOO R
122  Black & White Moo...vie
123  MoochesterOnline
124  Reflect the Future
125  Retail Therapy
126  Moochester Evening News
127  Miss Mooneypenny
128  We're Mooving [several visits to Brazenose Street failed to reveal this cow]
129  Poppy
130  Moostic Meg
131  Flower Cow-er
132  Cownt On Me
133  Damooin Herdst
134  Geraldine
135  Cattlegrid [Never arrived, according to the doorman of the Lowry Hotel; in hospital according to the website]
136  D.I.S.C.O.W!
137  Camouflage Cow
138  Daisy Dee
139  Lake Land Belle
140  It's Moodern Art Seaside Rock Candy
141  Moosy Skyline
142  VIVIENNE WESTWOOD COWTURE
143  MITIE Cool Cow
144  Cower Bridge
145  Brunty
146  Brunty
147  Brunty
148  Moo Than Office Space [in hospital]
149  Simply Cow [in hospital]
150  Moolin Rouge
151  China Moon
152  Mother Cow
153  Veera - the Volunteera
154  Just Moo Friends
155  Rose
156  Mooon
157  Deep Moo Sea
158  Travelling On The 192 Bus

Cloudy Moosky - extra cow at the airport
Random replacement cow, Stevenson Square
Highland cow, Heaton Park



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This page last modified 9 November 2005