Location : In the garden of the Ox pub, Liverpool Street
Date viewed : 8 July
Mr Monkey suspects that if the 'real'* Trojan horse had had so many holes for the Greeks to look out, even the Trojans wouldn't have fallen for the trick. The holes the eyes are peering out of aren't real holes in the cow, they're just painted on.
*As in made-up, legendary and imaginary.
Copyright Rik Shepherd and Mr Monkey. This page last modified 10 August 2004