Mr Monkey caught one of quite a lot of special match trains back to Manchester. He jumped off at Oxford Road station, where he waited for his train home. When he got home, he examined his humans' seat tickets. He was a little surprised to find he'd been to something called 'The Theatre of Dreams', because he thought he'd been to a football match at Old Trafford.
A bit later, Mr Monkey read a match report at the Telegraph Sport website.
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