Mr Monkey was delighted to find out that he could get to the match on a special train, run only on match days, that goes along a secret railway* to a station next to the football stadium at Old Trafford. When the train stopped, Mr Monkey bounded out onto the very small platform and squeezed through the narrow turnstiles into the football ground.
* Of course, the railway line might also have something to do with the Freightliner terminal next to the stadium.
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